Vaguely JFK
"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what your hot daughter can do for this country!"

Vaguely JFK
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M’am I do believe your hot daughter can be of invaluable service to this great country.
And by that I mean she can service my Chief of Staff.
AKA my Lyndon B. Johnson
…my-my penis.
Ask not what Stan K. can do for you, ask what you can do for Stan K. [He says that you can share this post with one of your friends.]