Trucks with the tubes

A Poorly Imitated Boomhauer: Hell, I was driving into work on daggone Tuesday...and there was a daggone truck with the tank and tubes on it driving like a daggone maniac. Y'know swerving in and out the lanes and stuff. And I'm thinking, like, them tubes, they be sucking up shit out of them septic tanks. So it got daggone raw sewage in the tank. That thing get into a wreck, it might explode, ya know. Or cause an actual shit storm. Ya know'ut I mean. I'm sitting there thinking, you better be driving a little bit more careful, can't be swerving in and out the lanes with the daggone trucks with the tubes.