Theme Time Radio Hour
File under "more weird than funny"

Transcript
Bob Dylan Singing
I've been a-worryin' 'bout you, baby
Baby, please come home
I got a bird that whistles
I got a bird that sings (x7)
But I ain't got Corrina
Life don't mean a thing
Bob Dylan (as Host of Theme Time Radio Hour):
What you just listened to was an outtake from a song called Corrina, Corrina
It was recorded more than 3 score ago
Now, you may have perceived that little spat as being a bit cartoonish
But I’ll give it to you straight, Jack
What those men was chirpin’ about, ain’t no Looney Tune
See, certain psychologists have called it
The Narcissism of Small Differences
But I think we all know that man’s propensity for conflict goes back much further
To a time that pre-dates men in their three piece suits at mahogany desks and leather-backed chairs.
Back to a time that was positively antediluvian
The time of Genesis: with story of Cain & Abel… and blood