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A collection of 75 posts

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Free Association

Pitter-patter, pitter-patter.

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Doctor's Diagnosis

Doc, can you help me snap out of it?

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Neurotic Surfer

When Woody Allen meets The Wave

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Vaguely European Drizzy

Three different takes (all poorly done) of the same lines from Drake's "Child's Play" -- one of his dumber songs.

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Diaper Party Economics

Let's hope there's no trickle down.

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Morning Routine

This morning routine has boosted my productivity 10x...

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Textbook

Why are some books called textbooks?

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Cowboy Campfire

An actor playing a cowboy improvises his line in a campfire scene

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Squat Spotter

Trying to give back to my community.

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Bill Squatchenhauer's Common Man Lager

Finally, a beer without an agenda.

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Red Cross

This call was monitored and recorded for quality assurance purposes. Let's listen in...

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Vaguely JFK

"Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what your hot daughter can do for this country!"

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Business Acronyms

I got an acronym for ya!

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If this shirt could talk...

What would it say?

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Vance

This thing is a beauty!

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BEEF+

The Menendez Food Corporation's exciting new subscription service

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Skeetered

Lowbrow(n).

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Tan

You're looking tan

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Pitchers of Pitchers

McDonald's Artwork

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Carabiner

Who needs pockets anyway?

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The Hammer

The question on everyone's mind.

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Menendez Food Corporation

Butylated Hydroxyanisole.... sounds delicious.

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Dylan Sings an Ode to Perot

New Material from Bob Dylan's Bootleg Series.

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Rally's Drive Thru

"What all do you got on your menu here at the Rally's?"

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Dirty Mouth

Bit of a dirty mouth.