Statute of Limitations
Check the police report. Check the lyrics. Note: I am well-versed in the legal system, and this is how it all works.
Statute of Limitations
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I recently heard that… uhhh... even though it was a hit song several years ago, it was not past the statute of limitations, and Carrie Underwood’s getting sued for that song “Before He Cheats."
‘Cause the guy’s truck was, I mean, it got fucked up, y'know.
I mean, she took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all four tires.
And I mean, that’s the damage that was done in the police report.
So she’s in arbitration right now, and uhh…. I mean, I’m assuming her insurance premiums are gonna be through the roof after this.
Maybe next time she’ll think before she starts describing property destruction in detail.
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