Scrap Heap #7
Three quick ones this week. Hope you enjoy the site gag.
Breaking News: We’re receiving word that a tree recently fell in the woods right next to a French mime. Our sources await confirmation from the mime as to whether the tree did or did not make a noise.
Sorry, but we need to re-run the race. The photo finish came back a little blurry.
Patrick Henry in 1775: “Give me liberty, or give me death!"
Patrick Henry in 2024: “If you give me one more Liberty Mutual commercial, then just go ahead and give me death."