Scrap Heap #4
Fourth collection of short ideas.
Nightcrawlers: worms who decided to change their hours of operation after hearing that "the early bird gets the worm."
Kidney Stone: stage name of the guy who strictly sings Kid Rock songs at your local karaoke bar.
Puddlecracker: this box-office bomb was the prequel to Seabiscuit
More terrible news coming out of the Catholic Church. Clergyman who have stayed in the church long enough to make it to the rank of bishop are getting diagnosed with an uncommon disease called Adult Onset Diagonitis. Bishops suffering from this neurological disorder lose their ability to move forwards, laterally, and backwards; they can only move diagonally.