Scrap Heap #2
Second collection of short ideas.
Dating Apps: where you wade through the morass to get more ass.
Con men: All wick, no wax.
Passing by a group of unsupervised kids: "Kids, where are your cell phones?!? Go home right now, and get back on your cell phones!"
Cottage Cheese should rebrand itself in opposition to SlimFast and call itself ThickSlow.
Do phishers phish other phishers?
Community and Technical Colleges should have to rename themselves to "Technically, A College"