Audio

Tan

You're looking tan

Photos

Moon Motif

I don't feel like making a fake Instagram account.

Audio

Pitchers of Pitchers

McDonald's Artwork

Audio

Carabiner

Who needs pockets anyway?

Blog Post

Scrap Heap #3

The third installment of (mildly offensive) short ideas

Audio

The Hammer

The question on everyone's mind.

Blog Post

Day 31 of 30

Thirty days later. Now what?

Audio

Menendez Food Corporation

Butylated Hydroxyanisole.... sounds delicious.

Audio

Dylan Sings an Ode to Perot

New Material from Bob Dylan's Bootleg Series.

Audio

Rally's Drive Thru

"What all do you got on your menu here at the Rally's?"

Audio

Dirty Mouth

Bit of a dirty mouth.

Audio

Scapular Retraction

Just what the doctor ordered.

Audio

NO CAMPING ALLOWED

Sir, the sign says no camping allowed!

Audio

Parking Authority

You can't park there.

Blog Post

Scrap Heap #2

Second collection of short ideas.

Audio

Seltzer Water

I brought over some seltzer waters...

Blog Post

Scrap Heap #1

Collection of short ideas

Audio

Concept Album

This one was a bit more of a concept album.

Audio

Beware of Dog

Thoughts on "Beware of Dog" signs

Audio

Trucks with the tubes

Thoughts on septic truck drivers.

Audio

The Lord's Name

Listen here little boy...

Audio

Puppy

Puppies in the park

Audio

Scene of the crime

What was left at the scene of the crime?

Audio

Bourbon

Thoughts on women and bourbon

Audio

Trick or Treatin'

On why I couldn't make it to trick or treatin' this year...