Jeep Thing

Alright, so I got about 20 rubber ducks sitting on my dash right now.

But I ain’t drivin’ no jeep.

See the thing about jeeps is they ain’t got no doors sometimes.

So you can just walk right up, grab yourself a couple rubber ducks, stick ‘em on your own dash.

I had a driver try to stop one time. He says, “Sir, why're you stealin’ my rubber ducks?”

I said, “Listen man! It’s my jeep thing! You wouldn’t understand!”