Grace

Yeah, I’ll say grace. Alright, here we go.

God is great. Ehh... God is… God is good. Yeah, God is good.
Let us thank him for our food. By his hands, we are fed. Give us lord our daily bread.

Okay, on the bread part—I am Keto, so is this like an almond flour bread? Is this keto bread? Is the bread keto?

It’s just regular bread.

Okay, well, maybe that’s why God’s not so great, y’know. That’s why he’s good, not great.

Maybe next year, God will be considerate enough to ugh…think about other people’s dietary restrictions, y’know, then he might be great.

[Under breath] Ahhh God

Oh yeah, Amen. Jeez.