Firestick

Yeah so I bought one of them Amazon Firesticks the other day. And I plugged it up. And ugh, it starts loadin’, y’know.
Keeps asking me stupid questions like, “You wanna speak English in this thing?”
“Yeah I wanna speak English!"
Y’know, and it starts loadin’, and bufferin’, and whirlin’ and all that stuff.
Hell, I’m sittin’ there thinkin’, y’know, daggone Jeff Bezos coulda strapped on a spaceman outfit and launched himself into orbit and come back by the time this daggone firestick done loaded, y’know! Jeez!