Bosley

Yeah, so I went on down to the toupee store and picked me up a wig.

Y’know, apparently it was a guy named Tim’s. And they said Tim was a good guy, so... whatever that means.

And I like Tim’s hair, y’know, it fits me.

I get to comb it. I can style it. But here’s what they don’t tell you down at Bosley when you get your hair done there. You’re stuck with that hair forever, y’know, you’re stuck with that shit.

And with me, I got Tim’s hair. I get to take Tim’s hair off whenever I want to. I’m a fat fuckin’ bald guy so I get sweaty real easily.

Take it off. Air it out. Put it on a shelf.

Y’know, I don’t like Tim’s hair, I go back to the toupee store, and I buy Jim’s hair.

Go get ya a toupee instead. Don’t do that fuckin’ Bosley bullshit. You don’t want to be stuck with that.