NO CAMPING ALLOWED

Sir, the sign says no camping allowed!

NO CAMPING ALLOWED
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Officer: Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to leave the premises.

Vagrant: What for?

Officer: Sir, we have a sign posted right there that says “No camping allowed.” In fact, we’re gonna have to ask you to leave the entire plaza area.

Vagrant: Oh, well I aint camping.

Officer: Sir, you have a tent and what looks to be most of your personal belongings in a shopping cart right next to the tent. It looks like camping to me.

Vagrant: No, no, no. You got it all wrong, brother. This aint a camp. This heres a bivouac. Fightin the Man. Matter of fact, why dont you join me, comrade?